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The Flys: “Got You (Where I Want You)”

“Hey guys, I’ve got a great idea for the middle of the our new song. I mean, since I don’t play any instruments at all, or really even sing for that matter… how about I just repeat a short verse over and over in a poorly-conceived reggae-inspired mumble?” 

“GET IN THE VOCAL BOOTH NOW, YOU BRILLIANT SON OF A BITCH.” 

Quick poll:

Raise your hand if you learned this song on guitar when it came out. 

Raise your other hand if you can explain to me why the lead singer has more effects pedals than the guitarist. 

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