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Our Lady Peace: “Clumsy”

Honestly, I don’t really actually remember this song. I just remember that my girlfriend freshman year of high school was ridiculously stubborn and dumb. For lots of reasons, really, but here’s one. 

Crazy girl. I knew it at the time, too. Even the alt-rock radio DJ knew she was dumb in the way he answered her question when she called to have him settle an argument about whether they were known as  ”Our Lady Peace” or ”Our Lady of Peace”.  

I know what you’re saying, “Oh, that doesn’t make her dumb just because she didn’t know the name of the band, that just makes her mistaken. Ohhh, wahhhh, be nicer!” 

You’re right. What made her dumb was the fact that she continued to call them “Our Lady of Peace” out of spite from that moment on. 

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