New Radicals: “Someday We’ll Know”

Damn you, Gregg Alexander. Damn you to Hell. Why did you have to write such a pitch-perfect song for me to use to cope with my first real breakup in high school? Why did you have to write such a flawlessly-crafted pop song, mixed with a scoop of sentimentality and topped with a catchy melody?

Better yet, why did you write a song that is still good after all these years? Were you some kind of soothsayer, knowing full well that almost a decade later, shows like “Grey’s Anatomy” would be in need of your services during the closing montage during the season Finale where so-and-so gets shot/dumped/leaves wherever they are? Is that why you wrote so many god damn songs? Did you know?! Are you some kind of song-writing wizard from the future, Gregg Alexander? Tell us the secrets of this spell you have cast! 

I mean, seriously. I bought a god damn bucket hat because of you.