Bjork: “Big Time Sensuality”

I think I first saw this right around the time I figured out that girls were pretty, which I think was a pretty healthy indoctrination to Havin’ Pipe: “Oh, you mean it’s really attractive when a woman just kicks the shit out of having some fun all over a flatbed truck? You mean you can wear a bunch of sweaters and fabric and do a womb-holding dance and it’s four hundred billion times hotter than the Sports Illustrated issue people keep stealing from the library? Well, I’m down.” In fact, I think just about the only thing wrong with this video is that the Bjork Truck doesn’t get to be real. Can you even imagine the Pied Piper trail of dudes who wear studio headphones on the subway, trailing after it with their bony reached-out arms all hella floppy in the wind. A big old trail of deep-V molt and fey little castaway sweaters, all the way down to the docks. Carribiners jangling in the wind. Okay I’m done.